Capital Chatter: August 30
Eavesdropping In: Heidi Montag Is Thinking About Returning To Sanity, i.e. Might Remove Her Freaky Boobies, John McCain Is Still Senator in Arizona, And The Washington Times Is For Sale
Eavesdropping In: Egg Recall Shocks Non-Vegans, O'Reilly Thinks Justin Bieber Is Dumb, Reality TV Continues To Erode Our Cultural Integrity
Nobody Likes To Be Teabagged
"I only know politics about, like, you know, tanning and being a Guidette. So when I saw it was Obama and McCain, to be honest with you, the only reason why I voted for your father was because he was really cute and I liked when he did his speeches."