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and if all else fails and you can't marry rich and well connected(pull a tinsley as they say) you can always try vague connection to a famous last name move. worked for kipton...

From Our Inbox, "But How Do I Get In???"

01:45 PM on February 16

currently preparing my B spears tribute "Leave Taylor Alone" video. Everyone loves a sappy romcom. and if it's a holiday themed one that means we get to watch it every. year. (hat tip Love Actually). so shut up now because next year when you're single and it's on all weekend we know you'll be in front of the tv having a threesome with ben and jerry.

Critical Sass: No Love For "Valentine's Day"

01:48 PM on February 11

eh, i kinda agree with her. she looks like a mouse kinda. a hot mouse. totally could star in a re-make of Fivel, an american tale. but still.

?I Think I?ve Got Really Weird Features. I Have Very Large Features On A Very Small Head.?

02:32 PM on February 9

ummm. and this is the first time kelly clarkson's been newsworthy in HOW long? no one cares chubbs. go eat your feelings and stop riding the coattails of someone else's moment in the spotlight.

"Instead of lashing out at other artists (that in your 'humble' opinion lack true artistry), you should simply take a breath and realize that sometimes things won't go according to plan or work out and that's okay. -One of those contestants from American Idol who only made it because of her high notes."

01:30 PM on February 5

so...we shouldn't like her because she gave a bad performance once? what about your neo grunge, wanna be hipster shit that passes for music that never fails to deliver sold out concerts with blown out, drunk off their a$$es, barely able to stand musicians? Because um...how the eff is that talent and something that deserves a reward? Yeah her music isn't always mind-blowingly original in terms of lyrics. but most music isn't. because it talks about the human experience. like, shared experiences and sh*t. stuff we all have in common. and commonalities are usually not ground-breakingly unique. because then we couldn't all relate. case in point, Passion Pit's "Batty Lashes" lyrics: "You want a friend who can be your lover You want a lover who can be your friend" Wow, how paradigm breaking. How utterly deep. How much less focused on emotions and hell, even dating, than Ms. Swift. I get it, she's not awash with upper middle class angst, she doesn't dress like a whore or hate her mom. She doesn't even make underage drinking or having a drug habit look cool. This makes her totally hateable. Go worship at the alter of Kurt Cobain, things ended really well for that young blonde singer/songwriter.

Why You Should Hate On Taylor Swift

01:48 PM on February 3

so does ne-yo have like, seal level scarring? because what's up with the hat tilt?

Ne-Yo's Listening Party Was Heavy on the Handsome

02:14 PM on February 2

Wow, apparently being a super connected political family with a model sister isn't enough. she had to have a giant birthday party and be gorg too. not that i'm jealous.

Ashley Bush Turns 21! How Does a Former First Family Celebrate a Birthday? With a Party as Big as Texas!

03:30 PM on February 1

painted up like a clown? some things never change...

Before They Were Socialites...

03:06 PM on January 29

Once you get past age 35, see thru tops should not be an option. I wouldn't even want to see one on Demi...I mean, I'd look. But I'd feel weird about it. #momboobs.

Taylor Swift And Steven Spielberg Like Two Peas In A Pod

12:35 PM on January 28

they kinda have the same block face. i mean, i love me some skinny girl margaritas but maybe they're kissing cousins...

"The Situation Reminds Of Bethenny [Frankel] With The One-Liners. It's Amazing; He Comes Up With These One-Liners And Sayings Just Like Bethenny."

05:30 PM on January 27